seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
note to self (via safeslut)
"i don’t like garlic bread"
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together
THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG
nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store
Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store……..
shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it
maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings